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FUNNIEST WAY TO REMAIN POOR..
1. Never wake up early...
Keep stretching & turning in bed
until you get
too hungry to continue dozing if
there are no
bedbugs,
why hurry to get up??
2} Never plan how to spend your
money..
Whenever you get money, start
spending it
right away and when it's finished,
you try to
count and
recall how you spent it..
3} Don't think of saving until you
have real big
money...
How can you save when you earn
so little??
Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic
to your
burning needs..
4} Don't engage in activities usually
reserved
for the " uneducated "...
How can you a graduate
engage in petty trade or home
based
production?? That's for people
who never
went to school.
5} Don't think of starting a business
until an
angel comes from heaven & give U
capital..
How do
they expect U to invest before U get
millions
of rands/ dollars?? Even though
more than half the
businesses in your town were
started with a
few hundred dollar, you as a smart
person
can only
start with millions.
6} Complain about everything
expect your
own attitude:
Blame the system the government
& the
banks that refuse to lend you
money. They are
all bad & do not want you to get
rich.
7. Spend more than you earn.
To achieve this, buy consumer
product on
credit & keep borrowing
from friends & employers.
8. Compete in dressing.
Make sure wear the latest clothes
among all
workers in your offer..
Whenever your neighbor buys a
new phone,
u get one that is more expensive..
9. Get yourself a nice second hand
car that
costs more than three times your
gross
monthly pay..
10. Give your children everything
they ask for
since you're such a loving parent.
They should not
struggle for anything because you
do not
want them to suffer that way, they
will grow
up lazy &
hence poor enough to ensure they
can't help
you in old age...
Follow those steps, at your own
risk,,,,
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